Everyone knows I'm in the full swing of the job search at the moment. If you could see some of the things I've been applying for, you would see that this once big dreaming girl has become surprisingly earthbound, and that's okay. I think I finally figured out that running a billion dollar corporation in Manhattan probably wouldn't leave that much time for the family, so I'm willing to compromise.
That being said, there is one position I wouldn't turn down, despite the long hours and paparazzi. That, of course, is the role of princess. I don't need to be a Queen, that would just be asking too much. But, a princess? Ummm, yeah. I think I could do that. I watched The Princess Diaries. I even read a few of the books. I'm clearly qualified.
Unless you've been living in a cave for the past 5 years, you are well aware that William is no longer a viable option. I'm cool with that. He wasn't my type, and I personally didn't see the hotness there at all. Fortunately for me, there are other royals out there who are just waiting for a 5'9, raven-haired opportunist with southern charm, a sparkling wit, and a vernacular befitting a woman of noble birth to sweep in and capture their hearts. Readers the world over, I give you the first 4 of my 9 crown-wearing suitors...
(list courtesy of Cosmo)
1. Prince Harry, England - Who didn't see this one coming? Close friends and family will attest that Harry has been my favorite from the beginning. He lacks the boring straight laces of his older brother, and he doesn't have the immense responsibility of running a country in his near future. Great title, no pressure, and a ginger. My heavens, he might just be perfect. But let's don't get too hasty...
2. Prince Carl Philip, Sweden - Sweden has given us some great things. Alexander Skarsgard, the Millenium series, those little gummy fish candies.....and Prince Carl Philip. Look at him. Dark, mysterious, and royal. I think I could do very well in Sweden. They say it's the socialism that works, after all. Not to mention that Stockholm is a very picturesque little town, and I prefer cold weather anyway. There are really no downsides here.
3. Prince Andrea, Monaco - I'm not going to lie, this is not my look. I don't typically go for blondes. However, this young man also happens to be Grace Kelly's grand son, so he gets a free pass. That one simple fact is really all I need to know about Andrea. But, it doesn't hurt that I've been to Monaco, and it might be the single most beautiful place I've ever seen with my naked eyes.
4. Prince Philippos, Greece - I like Greek people. They are just generally good-natured, and they make delicious food that includes a lot of lamb. I wouldn't feel the need to jump off Acropolis Hill if I had to spend the rest of my life eating lamb souvlaki at a table with this baby-faced Georgetown University Grad. Also, I'm sure that the royal palace is a million times better than Hostel Zeus in the Sketchville district of Athens...
(To be continued...)
That being said, there is one position I wouldn't turn down, despite the long hours and paparazzi. That, of course, is the role of princess. I don't need to be a Queen, that would just be asking too much. But, a princess? Ummm, yeah. I think I could do that. I watched The Princess Diaries. I even read a few of the books. I'm clearly qualified.
Unless you've been living in a cave for the past 5 years, you are well aware that William is no longer a viable option. I'm cool with that. He wasn't my type, and I personally didn't see the hotness there at all. Fortunately for me, there are other royals out there who are just waiting for a 5'9, raven-haired opportunist with southern charm, a sparkling wit, and a vernacular befitting a woman of noble birth to sweep in and capture their hearts. Readers the world over, I give you the first 4 of my 9 crown-wearing suitors...
(list courtesy of Cosmo)
1. Prince Harry, England - Who didn't see this one coming? Close friends and family will attest that Harry has been my favorite from the beginning. He lacks the boring straight laces of his older brother, and he doesn't have the immense responsibility of running a country in his near future. Great title, no pressure, and a ginger. My heavens, he might just be perfect. But let's don't get too hasty...
2. Prince Carl Philip, Sweden - Sweden has given us some great things. Alexander Skarsgard, the Millenium series, those little gummy fish candies.....and Prince Carl Philip. Look at him. Dark, mysterious, and royal. I think I could do very well in Sweden. They say it's the socialism that works, after all. Not to mention that Stockholm is a very picturesque little town, and I prefer cold weather anyway. There are really no downsides here.
3. Prince Andrea, Monaco - I'm not going to lie, this is not my look. I don't typically go for blondes. However, this young man also happens to be Grace Kelly's grand son, so he gets a free pass. That one simple fact is really all I need to know about Andrea. But, it doesn't hurt that I've been to Monaco, and it might be the single most beautiful place I've ever seen with my naked eyes.
4. Prince Philippos, Greece - I like Greek people. They are just generally good-natured, and they make delicious food that includes a lot of lamb. I wouldn't feel the need to jump off Acropolis Hill if I had to spend the rest of my life eating lamb souvlaki at a table with this baby-faced Georgetown University Grad. Also, I'm sure that the royal palace is a million times better than Hostel Zeus in the Sketchville district of Athens...
(To be continued...)
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